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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Let's lighten up some already

Hey Peeps!!

I want to lighten the atmosphere some. We as a nation are all stressed out about our future as a nation. I am sick and have been off work for the last 3 days. My father is hospitalized, but THANK YOU GOD, he is doing better. I will need to take a short leave from work to go to Michigan and "collect" him because, well damn, I don't want him there and I am here in Georgia. Nonetheless, I try to humor myself from time to time. If you have not had an opportunity to watch Chocolate News on Comedy Central...YOU MUST! It is hosted by David Alan Grier (remember him from In Living Color?!?!?) and so far, it's not too bad.

Here is a joke that I got...enjoy!

I am a Father
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.' The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many."

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!' The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundreds", and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said,''Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar. "

Thursday, October 16, 2008


That Damn Old Ass Man running for the White House gets on my nerves. I could run a list on why he shouldn't be in the white house (other than being the butler). I was TOO OUTDONE by his comment in the 2nd Presidential Debate...THAT ONE?!?!?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!? Here is what I think about ...That One!!!!

Who has been organizing in the community right out of college...THAT ONE!

Who voted against the unjust war in Iraq seven years ago...THAT ONE!

Who left the "President Designate" Hillary Clinton in the primary dust...THAT ONE!

Who draws 250,000 people to hear him speak in Germany and is not even a Head of State or Rock legend...THAT ONE!

Who draws 100,000 people on the banks of an American river and does not even sing, dance or rap...THAT ONE!
Who packed a stadium designed for 80,000 with 85,000 people at the 2008 Democratic convention...THAT ONE!
Who has written two New York Times bestsellers...THAT ONE!
Who has won two Grammy's for the spoken word of his two bestseller books...THAT ONE!
Who wrote to the Secretary of the Treasury warning him of the looming prime-mortgage crisis two years ago...THAT ONE!
Who acted calm and statesman-like during the current fiscal crisis in America...THAT ONE!
Who has generated tremendous buzz, especially among young voters in America - Black, White, Asian, Latino...THAT ONE!
Who has the Republican Party wondering what else from the kitchen they should throw...THAT ONE!
Who is 25 years younger than 72 year-old John McCain?....THAT ONE!
Who's medical history is one page compared to 1,173 pages for John McCain? ...THAT ONE!

All of the above is true.

Also true is John McCain in a very disrespectful tone referred to Barack Obama, during the second Presidential debate as...THAT ONE!

Who graduated at the TOP of their college class HARVARD LAW, no less........ THAT ONE! (unlike McCain, who graduated 5th from the BOTTOM of his class).

We need to command respect for and attention to ...THAT ONE! THE CHOSEN ONE!
On November 5th when the question is asked...Who won the election?

We must all be able to say in one clear loud voice...THAT ONE, while saluting our new President Barack Obama.